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Two Famous Men
01:47
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Twain is a firebrand
They say
He hears a lot of things
That they say
He has a bushy mustache
And a lot of sway
He’s okay
He is a famous man
He is a famous man
Beloved, admired American man
Tesla is quiet
And reserved
They say a lot of things
Some he’s heard
Women will throw themselves
At his feet
He is neat
He is a famous man
He is a famous man
Beloved, admired American man
Hey, hey
It makes sense to them that they’d
Run in
Similar circles
They are two famous men
They are two famous men
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Tesla's Song
02:49
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I was born in a square house
It was white and small
It sat in the Austrian empire
I was fourth there were five in all
Please stop asking me about Edison
My mother was a genius
She was formal and reserved
She recited epic poetry
She was a Serb
She taught me chess and backgammon
My father was a priest
My mother was a genius
She made simple machines
No I will not talk about Edison
I grew up I got cholera
I got cholera again
I ran away from conscription
I hid from the army men
I traveled southeast in the forest
I hid from the army there
I read your American books
And imagined American air
I left, I wanted Science
I brought your American words
I left I studied physics
I was absurd
I will not talk about Edison
He is what you Americans call an asshole
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3. |
Twain's Song
03:17
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I was also born in a small square house
It wasn’t white but my mother was
I was the sixth of seven, but four survived
My brother Orion and Henry and I
And my older sister who we called Pam
And everyone called me what I am
My father was also white, we were poor
But white meant we weren’t Indians and we were freeborn
And we lived in Missouri with the cows and corn
And the big wide river that carried slaves
Down to the whip and the sugarcane
You know Mark Twain is not really my name
I’m Sam
I’m trying to run so hard from who I am
And I knew this country was full of deep rot
And that was my only earnest thought
And everything else I played for laughs
I posed with my name in photographs
Carved large and loud in printer’s type
I was fifteen
And the world was a ten-cent magazine
I was hurting for an honest way to make my means
I apprenticed on steamboat down to New Orleans
I learned words about the river from the songs we sang
How two fathoms deep meant safety in the river slang
I moved West, it was dusty
Barrels sun-bleached and rusty
I was insatiable for unmarked miles
I went to Europe and the Sandwich Isles
An innocent abroad in the broadest sense
As I traversed across the continents
You know Mark Twain is not really my name
I’m Sam
I’m trying to run so hard from who I am
I married Olivia
We are in love and she gets it
She introduced me to Douglass and Howells
And Nik you should come to my house
It’s named Stormfield
Don’t laugh
It’s gothic and red and just outside of Hartford
And designed by Edward Tuckerman Potter
And often the one who wrote a book that brought the war
And her sister the suffragette knock on my door
Famous actors drink my whiskey and then call for more
We had a boy
He died
We have three daughters
And I knew this country was gonna rot
And that was my only earnest thought
I don’t see slaves anymore
Something’s gilded over since we won the war
And what’s underneath is a rotting sore
I was also born in a small square house
It wasn’t white but my suit is
I always wear this white suit
I always wear these white shoes
George isn’t white but I am
He calls Ms. Clemens ma’am
You know my name isn’t Mark Twain
It’s Sam
I am running so hard from who I am
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I hear
You have
Trouble with the bowels and I know you are embarrassed but
Samuel
Think now
I can see you’re laughing but please listen I can cure it I’m
Dead straight
Just facts
Realized pretty easy that vibrations ought to do it and
I know you’ll tell this story later
Tell it around the dinner table, how
Your scientist friend with his scientist shock
Shocked your stomach and shocked your rock
Stopped your stoppage and made you drop
You’re still laughing but Twain stop giggling I’m
Samuel
Let me
Tease that tenseness I’ve
Read how
Slight stings
Administered in places that I wouldn’t care to mention have
Quite fixed
Your thing
That thing that you complain of cause you eat a lot of hard tack
And honestly I worry that you shouldn’t eat like a sailor
Or a burly forty-niner though I know you’ve been to Reno
And I know you’ve straddled mountains
Tween the deserts Nevada
And the maw of California
You have tried the alpine air and it’s done
Nothing but abuse you
Now let each small shock enthuse you
And let everything unloose you
You will thank me
When it’s over
You will tell this story later
My earthquake machine
Will get yourself clean
My electromechanical oscillator
Come on no later
Brash narrator
I dare you
I made it
You’ll make it
It’s make-shift and make shit
You’re laughing
But Samuel
Please
It’s a breeze
And we know you have trouble with cheese
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5. |
Let's Get on a Steamboat
01:52
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Hey man
Let’s get on a steamboat
Hey man
Have you ever sailed
Silly of me, you got here by sea
Silly of me, we don’t have planes yet
Let me describe how a steamboat sounds
It sounds just like you think it sounds
It’s all whirring and gnashing of teeth
It’s all one big watery wheel
Wheel in a wheel like that gospel song
Hey have you ever heard of gospel
Hey man
Let’s get on a steamboat
Hey man
Pack up your bags
I’ll tell Olivia everything later
We are in love so she gets it I swear
Hey, man, let’s get on a steamboat
She will be glad that I’m out of her hair
I know steam isn’t really your gambit
I know you’re much more enamored of spark
Let’s get away from this boring old hamlet
Let’s board a steamboat and dance in the dark
Let me describe how a steamboat sounds
It sounds just like you think it sounds
All aboard, don’t worry, I’ve got this
Why are you worried you’ve done this before
All aboard
And leaving the shore
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In 1850 Emily
Met a woman of posh aristocracy
Who was studying math but was good with prose
A rare one of those
Dressed in black for her sister, recently dead
Two tight braids on each side of her head
Susan would marry her brother in time
For the sake of the rhyme
And Dickenson watched Susan Gilbert wed
From her lonely and iron-wrought Amherst bed
That was four decades before we met
It’s a story that I somehow can’t forget
That same year another writer
Met a novelist quite his senior
He was not at all like a whale
But he was evasive and cruel and pale
And out of reach
And he never breached
Hawthorne died in his home in 1864
Melville’s letters shut behind his office door
It was thirty years before we met
Nothing happened and nothing’s happening yet
In 1882 Oscar Wilde
Met a U.S. poet he’d read as a child
At his small and white Philadelphia home
They met alone
And for once Wilde did not know what to say
To a man who was strangely both Earnest and Grey
And he touched his thigh
And by and by
Wilde died after jail time across the sea
Whitman died two years later of pleurisy
That was close to the year we met
Something happened but what I do not quite get
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7. |
Metaphor Song (Tesla)
01:46
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You are a brazen sort
I am more cautious
You are the alphabet
I am galoshes
And oh, how I only abstain
If I could only explain
I am a cuttlefish
You are a lobster
I am a spinning wheel
You are a mobster
And I am incurably sane
And you never feel any pain
I am an astronaut
You are a whaler
We are the Argonauts
You are a sailor
And oh, how my heart’s cleft in twain
If I could only explain
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8. |
Effort Song (Twain)
01:54
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Nikki
How come everything comes to me easy
And sounds crass, braggadocios and sleezy
And you think that it’s fake and the effort I make
Is just breezy
And the effort I put into something it seems just like fun
Nikki
You must think I’m incredibly stupid
But I tell you the joke is on you kid
I am busting my balls and I’m scratching the walls of this
Steamboat
And I hope you are watching me, dreamboat
Cause I’m tearing it up, but I can’t help but feel like a bumpkin
Who is selling shit stories for something
While you stand there by chance and just casually glance
My direction
I am fiery inside and your cold gaze can’t hide
My erection
While I only want one interjection
You are famed for your shy elocution
While I’m churning out words like these dumb little turds
I am flailing
You are giving me nothing but paling
And I know it is hard but I need something anything darling
We have only five days on this steamboat
I am antsy and frustrated, Dreamboat
Tesla tell me you know what I’m thinking
Tell me now my whole self-worth is shrinking
I am needy and loud and my ego is proud
And Nikki
How come everything comes to me easy
And how come you are making me guilty
At the pleasures I find in my writing
And the toil I find so exciting
And the effort I put into something it seems just like fun
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I see better with my eyes closed
If I think it, it is there
Just as sure as any formula or rule
It’s just there, it is simple
I can see it, it is there
Behind my eyes, it is simple
It is there
Samuel tell me, do you fix it
Like a crystal in the air
Like the rime ice on a snowflake
Is it there
Each hexagonal and perfect
Can you understand the math
It is mostly like a photograph
It is something like that
It is something like that
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10. |
Colorado
02:06
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In a talking moving photo
In a hundred years or so
David Bowie’s going to play me
In Colorado
>Who is Bowie?
I don’t know
He is a thin white duke like me
(But with more pageantry)
>I’ve seen the future too
>They use Tesla coils on people like you
What will you do
>Can I visit you in Colorado
>Can I watch the sparks on the snow
>In Colorado
>You have a tower
>For wireless communication
>You have a room
>For electric experimentation
It’s not finished but yes
Yes
You can always be my guest
I need space but I like you best
Would you again go West
>Yes
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